So far, I have 8 signatures for the charter that I started passing around last night. There was one dissenting member that didn’t particularly care for the name, so we need to iron that out with a vote before I get the last signature.
It was not easy gettin the charter in my hot, twitchy hands to take around because of the bugged guards in the new cities. I first encountered a guard who was definitely not speaking English, and then the Guild Master was offering me the guards’ usual list of “who do you want to find?” That was pretty annoying, but we soon had server problems and when I came back on, everything was working fine in the end.
I met a complete moron West of Tranquilium that couldn’t find his way out of an openย wet paper bag, let alone fight his way out of the closed end of it. Now, I was in front of him, facing the village, and he still didn’t get it. I finally had to go. It was late and he was really bothering me. Just because I’m cute doesn’t make me a tour guide. “We’re walking, we’re walking…”
Today is total bull crap at work. We’re all really pissed at a co-worker who’s not carrying their weight and adding all kinds of stress. I have a ton of work to do today, so it’s not until I get a break that I can add anything. (EDIT: obviously I found some time while hacking Access’ stupid switchboard limits)
Bloodr hit 15 last night, started putting points in Beastmastery (6),ย and is halfway through it and through Honored with Tranquillium. I got some nice screenshots and some pics of the tabard I want to use.
I suggest changing it to Buttered Monkeys Nuts. Who can not like that one.
I’ve been sitting here for a minute trying to figure out how to spell the snort/laugh noise that I just made when I read that. It’s not possible.
ROFL
I’ll have to add an appropriate apostrophe to satisfy my editorial duties, but that’s funny.
How about the rest of you? Too obscene? : Buttered Monkeys’ Nuts
Well I hope people like it and that guy was a total disgrace to the band.
Buttered Monkey’s sounds fun and light … actually, it sounds hilarious
throwing in some nuts … hehehehehe
I like the name Buttered Monkeys.
It was appropriate this morning also, as one of the first news items I read once I got to work was:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070213/ap_on_fe_st/zoo_sex_tours_3
“Hot Monkey Love” is a variation I could handle, not sure how others would take it though!!
Oh MY! That’s hitting too close to home. That’s practically my backyard.
Just to clarify the name “Buttered Monkeys”.
It has nothing to do with anything sexual. Monkeys are naturaly funny to most humans. I remember a funny video i once saw of a pack of monkeys that broke into a chocolate factory/holding building and were caught covered in chocolate. This particular chocolate was real viscous and needed to be “lubed” off of the monkeys since it was a heavy oil based chocolate. Butter was a key element in the chocolate as well. When they managed to get all the chocolate off of them, they had this bright shine all over them. The butter and oils in the chocolate had stuck to them and had to be scrubbed of with heavy cleansers.
Heance the name ” Buttered Monkeys”
I tried looking for the story last night but to no avail.
My mind tends to drift towards filth rather easily, :D.
Doing a Google search for “monkey butter” gives some interesting results:
Wikipedia definition: “Monkey butter is a spread made with banana, peanut butter, vanilla yoghurt and cinnamon sugar.”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+butter
Poem from American Poetry Review: http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3692/is_200211/ai_n9156388
T-shirts on cafepress: http://www.cafepress.com/chaoskitty.9979693
Mindkiller that story is definitely funny, I’m liking the name more and more!
Gitr – the appropriate ‘LOL’ plus SNORT sound you’re looking for is more commonly known as a “SNORK”.
SNORK artfully combines the involuntary need to Guffaw with the sharp nasal inhalation associated with the fact that say you’re – in a Library and a full on LOL would be – well – inappropriate.
SNORK
This comes in many forms – the regular SNORK, the SNORK with helpless tears, and the SNORK with uncontrolled ROFL when you finally take the time to visualize Whiffle trying to lube all the chocolate off of those monkeys…
@ Tomas
ROFL ….
O.o …. hey!!