- You would rather get a new computer chair than ANYthing fun for the house, car, or your kids.
- Your keyboard has more macro functionsthan letters and numbers.
- In order to get to sleep, you mentally go to your Start Menu and select Shut Down (Install Updates and Shut Down, if available).
- Your cell phone and PDA calendars are more up-to-date than your last meal is old.
- Your wife calls you when she gets a 404 error on the Internet because you should be able to fix it.
man…I’m screwed. I just sent an email to our office manager explaining how/why I needed a new cool office chair.
Oh well, I guess I should embrace it?
ROFL. Totally. It is what it is.
Now go see your shrink and cope. 🙂
Change “computer chair” to “computer” and I am about there.
How about, “Everybody in your family calls you whenever they get any sort of alert dialog about security.”
I really dread any of my family upgrading to Vista, where those alerts come up with everything you do.
I agree.
Dear Family:
Please do NOT upgrade or get a computer with Vista until you can successfully install, uninstall, upgrade, and rebuild your computer yourself.
Thank you.